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2.2 KiB
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66 lines
2.2 KiB
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# Kiri's Wiring Bypass Kit
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Have you ever been stuck in Hell because you accidentally blew up a
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switch to an important elevator?
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Couldn't leave the UAC HQ after giving your two weeks in the form of
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too much heavy ordnance, because you broke the elevator?
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Can't make it through that broken teleporter the sweet, sweet freedom
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of the end of the level?
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Well, have I got the solution for YOU!
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## Kiri's Discount Wiring Bypass Kit
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Temporarily restore power to broken electronics (or creepy hellish
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teleporter alien magic things) with this handy dandy kit.
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Just use this ~~stud finder~~ Wiring Fault Detection Unit to find the
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location of a broken ~~linedef~~ internal mechanism, and use the
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accompanying TURBO WIRE CUTTER 9000 brand wire strippers, along with a
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standard battery, some electrical tape, some wire, and flagrant
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disregard for personal safety, and you can make that broken teleporter
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into your very own ~~teleporter accident~~ functioning teleporter!
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(Batteries NOT included.)
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## How to use
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Loadout code: jmp
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Use the Wiring Bypass Kit item as an inventory item. Approach a broken
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switch, teleporter, or other mechanism, and aim the device at the area
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of the breakage. It may take a moment to find a repairable fault.
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The Wiring Fault Detection Unit has three LEDs indicating the
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detection status:
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- Red: There is a broken mechanism, that can be repaired.
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- Green: Everything is functioning as implemented.
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- Yellow: Not close enough to make a determination. Approach the
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mechanism.
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The LCD indicator can detect the exact nature of the faulty mechanism.
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See appendix D for a list of codes.
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Once a faulty mechanism has been located, you may attach a charged
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battery to the mechanism to temporarily restore some functionality to
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it.
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Note: Some mechanisms cannot be repaired through simple wiring bypass,
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such as doors or elevators, if the damage is on the mechanism itself,
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instead of a switch or other remote activator.
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TODO: Remove any language not corporate-aligned, such as "teleporter
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accident" and "mechanism".
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## Appendix D
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Appendix D is unavailable in the Kiri's Discount Wiring Bypass Kit
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manual. To obtain a copy of appendix D, please purchase a subscription
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to Kiri's Discount Wiring Bypass Kit: Professional Edition.
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