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# Kiri's Wiring Bypass Kit
Have you ever been stuck in Hell because you accidentally blew up a
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switch to an important locked door?
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Couldn't leave the UAC HQ after giving your two weeks in the form of
too much heavy ordnance, because you broke the elevator?
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Can't make it through that broken teleporter to the sweet, sweet
freedom of the end of the level?
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Well, have I got the solution for YOU!
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## Kiri's Discount Wiring Bypass Kit!
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Temporarily restore power to broken electronics (or creepy hellish
teleporter alien magic things) with this handy dandy kit.
Just use this ~~stud finder~~ Wiring Fault Detection Unit to find the
location of a broken ~~linedef~~ internal mechanism, and use the
accompanying TURBO WIRE CUTTER 9000 brand wire strippers, along with a
standard battery, some electrical tape, some wire, and flagrant
disregard for personal safety, and you can make that broken teleporter
into your very own ~~teleporter accident~~ functioning teleporter!
(Batteries NOT included.)
## How to use
Loadout code: jmp
Use the Wiring Bypass Kit item as an inventory item. Approach a broken
switch, teleporter, or other mechanism, and aim the device at the area
of the breakage. It may take a moment to find a repairable fault.
The Wiring Fault Detection Unit has three LEDs indicating the
detection status:
- Red: There is a broken mechanism, that can be repaired.
- Green: Everything is functioning as implemented.
- Yellow: Not close enough to make a determination. Approach the
mechanism.
The LCD indicator can detect the exact nature of the faulty mechanism.
See appendix D for a list of codes.
Once a faulty mechanism has been located, you may attach a charged
battery to the mechanism to temporarily restore some functionality to
it.
Note: Some mechanisms cannot be repaired through simple wiring bypass,
such as doors or elevators, if the damage is on the mechanism itself,
instead of a switch or other remote activator.
TODO: Remove any language not corporate-aligned, such as "teleporter
accident" and "mechanism".
## Appendix D
Appendix D is unavailable in the Kiri's Discount Wiring Bypass Kit
manual. To obtain a copy of appendix D, please purchase a subscription
to Kiri's Discount Wiring Bypass Kit: Professional Edition.