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You can tell the quality difference! Our equipment has up to THREE You can tell the quality difference! Our equipment has up to THREE
TIMES as many layers of duct tape as the UAC's competing equivalent, TIMES as many layers of duct tape as the UAC's competing equivalent,
forming a sturdier, tougher seal than any so-called "actual machine forming a sturdier, tougher seal than any so-called "actual
shop" could ever hope to achieve. well-funded machine shop" could ever hope to achieve.
## Kiri's Gretchen Counter
SnekTech is on the bleeding edge of developing modern solutions for
modern day problems. What is easily the biggest one of those modern
problems? FRAG ENERGY.
That's right. The stuff floating around in the air, causing your bad
acne, bad luck, and a strange itchy sensation. It also resurrects the
dead into horrible monsters.
This revolutionary device can help YOU limit your FRAG ENERGY
exposure.
Sustainably built from recycled Geiger Counters.
Takes one standard battery.
**WARNING**: This product can expose you to chemicals including
asbestos, lead, and previously-resurrected human brain matter, which
are known to the State of California to cause cancer or birth defects
or other reproductive harm.
### How to use
Loadout code: kgc
Use the Gretchen Counter as an inventory item.
Use the on/off switch (**Fire**) to activate or deactivate the device.
It will continue to operate as long as it has a battery charge, even
if it leaves your possession.
The battery may be accessed (**Unload**/**Reload**) by removing the
rear battery bay panel. *May exhibit erratic behavior if used with a
low battery.*
## Kiri's Wiring Bypass Kit ## Kiri's Wiring Bypass Kit
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Well, have I got the solution for YOU! Well, have I got the solution for YOU!
### Kiri's Discount Wiring Bypass Kit! **Kiri's Discount Wiring Bypass Kit!**
Temporarily restore power to broken electronics (or creepy hellish Temporarily restore power to broken electronics (or creepy hellish
teleporter alien magic things) with this handy dandy kit. teleporter alien magic things) with this handy dandy kit.
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The LCD indicator can detect the exact nature of the faulty mechanism. The LCD indicator can detect the exact nature of the faulty mechanism.
See appendix D for a list of codes. See appendix D for a list of codes.
Once a faulty mechanism has been located, you may attach a charged Once a faulty mechanism has been located, you may attach (**Fire**) a
battery to the mechanism to temporarily restore some functionality to charged battery to the mechanism to temporarily restore some
it. functionality to it.
Note: Some mechanisms cannot be repaired through simple wiring bypass, Note: Some mechanisms cannot be repaired through simple wiring bypass,
such as doors or elevators, if the damage is on the mechanism itself, such as doors or elevators, if the damage is on the mechanism itself,
instead of a switch or other remote activator. instead of a switch or other remote activator.
TODO: Remove any language not corporate-aligned, such as "teleporter TODO: Remove any language not corporate-aligned, such as "teleporter
accident" and "mechanism". accident", "mechanism", and "Green".
### Appendix D ### Appendix D