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 # Kiri's Wiring Bypass Kit
 
 Have you ever been stuck in Hell because you accidentally blew up a
-switch to an important elevator?
+switch to an important locked door?
 
 Couldn't leave the UAC HQ after giving your two weeks in the form of
 too much heavy ordnance, because you broke the elevator?
 
-Can't make it through that broken teleporter the sweet, sweet freedom
-of the end of the level?
+Can't make it through that broken teleporter to the sweet, sweet
+freedom of the end of the level?
 
 Well, have I got the solution for YOU!
 
-## Kiri's Discount Wiring Bypass Kit
+## Kiri's Discount Wiring Bypass Kit!
 
 Temporarily restore power to broken electronics (or creepy hellish
 teleporter alien magic things) with this handy dandy kit.