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+Copyright (c) 2023 Kiri Jolly
+
+Permission is hereby granted, free of charge, to any person obtaining a copy
+of this software and associated documentation files (the "Software"), to deal
+in the Software without restriction, including without limitation the rights
+to use, copy, modify, merge, publish, distribute, sublicense, and/or sell
+copies of the Software, and to permit persons to whom the Software is
+furnished to do so, subject to the following conditions:
+
+The above copyright notice and this permission notice shall be included in all
+copies or substantial portions of the Software.
+
+THE SOFTWARE IS PROVIDED "AS IS", WITHOUT WARRANTY OF ANY KIND, EXPRESS OR
+IMPLIED, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO THE WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY,
+FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE AND NONINFRINGEMENT. IN NO EVENT SHALL THE
+AUTHORS OR COPYRIGHT HOLDERS BE LIABLE FOR ANY CLAIM, DAMAGES OR OTHER
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+OUT OF OR IN CONNECTION WITH THE SOFTWARE OR THE USE OR OTHER DEALINGS IN THE
+SOFTWARE.

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+# SnekTech Discount Party Pack
+
+Are you tired of cheaply manufactured space-age trash churned out by
+the Union Aerospace Corporation? Tired of the same identical piece of
+equipment kludged together with correct tolerances and specifications?
+Looking for a more hand-crafted, artisian tool, harkening back to a
+more civilized time? Want a real change to remind you of better days?
+
+Introducing the SnekTech Discount Party Pack! A pack of three
+hand-made, finely crafted pieces of equipment, designed to keep YOU
+alive on ANY budget!
+
+You can tell the quality difference! Our equipment has up to THREE
+TIMES as many layers of duct tape as the UAC's competing equivalent,
+forming a sturdier, tougher seal than any so-called "actual
+well-funded machine shop" could ever hope to achieve.
+
+## Kiri's Gretchen Counter
+
+SnekTech is on the bleeding edge of developing modern solutions for
+modern day problems. What is easily the biggest one of those modern
+problems? FRAG ENERGY.
+
+That's right. The stuff floating around in the air, causing your bad
+acne, bad luck, and a strange itchy sensation. It also resurrects the
+dead into horrible monsters.
+
+This revolutionary device can help YOU limit your FRAG ENERGY
+exposure.
+
+Sustainably built from recycled Geiger Counters.
+
+Takes one standard battery.
+
+**WARNING**: This product can expose you to chemicals including
+asbestos, lead, and previously-resurrected human brain matter, which
+are known to the State of California to cause cancer or birth defects
+or other reproductive harm.
+
+### How to use
+
+Loadout code: kgc
+
+Use the Gretchen Counter as an inventory item.
+
+Use the on/off switch (**Fire**) to activate or deactivate the device.
+It will continue to operate as long as it has a battery charge, even
+if it leaves your possession.
+
+The battery may be accessed (**Unload**/**Reload**) by removing the
+rear battery bay panel. *May exhibit erratic behavior if used with a
+low battery.*
+
+## Kiri's Wiring Bypass Kit
+
+Have you ever been stuck in Hell because you accidentally blew up a
+switch to an important locked door?
+
+Couldn't leave the UAC HQ after giving your two weeks in the form of
+too much heavy ordnance, because you broke the elevator?
+
+Can't make it through that broken teleporter to the sweet, sweet
+freedom of the end of the level?
+
+Well, have I got the solution for YOU!
+
+**Kiri's Discount Wiring Bypass Kit!**
+
+Temporarily restore power to broken electronics (or creepy hellish
+teleporter alien magic things) with this handy dandy kit.
+
+Just use this ~~stud finder~~ Wiring Fault Detection Unit to find the
+location of a broken ~~linedef~~ internal mechanism, and use the
+accompanying TURBO WIRE CUTTER 9000 brand wire strippers, along with a
+standard battery, some electrical tape, some wire, and flagrant
+disregard for personal safety, and you can make that broken teleporter
+into your very own ~~teleporter accident~~ functioning teleporter!
+
+(Batteries NOT included.)
+
+### How to use
+
+Loadout code: jmp
+
+Use the Wiring Bypass Kit item as an inventory item. Approach a broken
+switch, teleporter, or other mechanism, and aim the device at the area
+of the breakage. It may take a moment to find a repairable fault.
+
+The Wiring Fault Detection Unit has three LEDs indicating the
+detection status:
+
+- Red: There is a broken mechanism, that can be repaired.
+- Green: Everything is functioning as implemented.
+- Yellow: Not close enough to make a determination. Approach the
+  mechanism.
+
+The LCD indicator can detect the exact nature of the faulty mechanism.
+See appendix D for a list of codes.
+
+Once a faulty mechanism has been located, you may attach (**Fire**) a
+charged battery to the mechanism to temporarily restore some
+functionality to it.
+
+Note: Some mechanisms cannot be repaired through simple wiring bypass,
+such as doors or elevators, if the damage is on the mechanism itself,
+instead of a switch or other remote activator.
+
+TODO: Remove any language not corporate-aligned, such as "teleporter
+accident", "mechanism", and "Green".
+
+### Appendix D
+
+Appendix D is unavailable in the Kiri's Discount Wiring Bypass Kit
+manual. To obtain a copy of appendix D, please purchase a subscription
+to Kiri's Discount Wiring Bypass Kit: Professional Edition.
+
+
+