From 7f0519fd6d3379e179b6c3fa4929a0183efe90e1 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Kiri Date: Sun, 3 Sep 2023 08:54:18 -0700 Subject: [PATCH] Getting READMEs in place. --- LICENSE | 19 +++++++++++++ README.md | 82 +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ 2 files changed, 101 insertions(+) create mode 100644 LICENSE create mode 100644 README.md diff --git a/LICENSE b/LICENSE new file mode 100644 index 0000000..ac7309d --- /dev/null +++ b/LICENSE @@ -0,0 +1,19 @@ +Copyright (c) 2023 Kiri Jolly + +Permission is hereby granted, free of charge, to any person obtaining a copy +of this software and associated documentation files (the "Software"), to deal +in the Software without restriction, including without limitation the rights +to use, copy, modify, merge, publish, distribute, sublicense, and/or sell +copies of the Software, and to permit persons to whom the Software is +furnished to do so, subject to the following conditions: + +The above copyright notice and this permission notice shall be included in all +copies or substantial portions of the Software. + +THE SOFTWARE IS PROVIDED "AS IS", WITHOUT WARRANTY OF ANY KIND, EXPRESS OR +IMPLIED, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO THE WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY, +FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE AND NONINFRINGEMENT. IN NO EVENT SHALL THE +AUTHORS OR COPYRIGHT HOLDERS BE LIABLE FOR ANY CLAIM, DAMAGES OR OTHER +LIABILITY, WHETHER IN AN ACTION OF CONTRACT, TORT OR OTHERWISE, ARISING FROM, +OUT OF OR IN CONNECTION WITH THE SOFTWARE OR THE USE OR OTHER DEALINGS IN THE +SOFTWARE. diff --git a/README.md b/README.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000..18e99ca --- /dev/null +++ b/README.md @@ -0,0 +1,82 @@ +# SnekTech Discount Party Pack + +Are you tired of cheaply manufactured space-age trash churned out by +the Union Aerospace Corporation? Tired of the same identical piece of +equipment kludged together with correct tolerances and specifications? +Looking for a more hand-crafted, artisian tool, harkening back to a +more civilized time? Want a real change to remind you of better days? + +Introducing the SnekTech Discount Party Pack! A pack of three +hand-made, finely crafted pieces of equipment, designed to keep YOU +alive on ANY budget! + +You can tell the quality difference! Our equipment has up to THREE +TIMES as many layers of duct tape as the UAC's competing equivalent, +forming a sturdier, tougher seal than any so-called "actual machine +shop" could ever hope to achieve. + +## Kiri's Wiring Bypass Kit + +Have you ever been stuck in Hell because you accidentally blew up a +switch to an important locked door? + +Couldn't leave the UAC HQ after giving your two weeks in the form of +too much heavy ordnance, because you broke the elevator? + +Can't make it through that broken teleporter to the sweet, sweet +freedom of the end of the level? + +Well, have I got the solution for YOU! + +### Kiri's Discount Wiring Bypass Kit! + +Temporarily restore power to broken electronics (or creepy hellish +teleporter alien magic things) with this handy dandy kit. + +Just use this ~~stud finder~~ Wiring Fault Detection Unit to find the +location of a broken ~~linedef~~ internal mechanism, and use the +accompanying TURBO WIRE CUTTER 9000 brand wire strippers, along with a +standard battery, some electrical tape, some wire, and flagrant +disregard for personal safety, and you can make that broken teleporter +into your very own ~~teleporter accident~~ functioning teleporter! + +(Batteries NOT included.) + +### How to use + +Loadout code: jmp + +Use the Wiring Bypass Kit item as an inventory item. Approach a broken +switch, teleporter, or other mechanism, and aim the device at the area +of the breakage. It may take a moment to find a repairable fault. + +The Wiring Fault Detection Unit has three LEDs indicating the +detection status: + +- Red: There is a broken mechanism, that can be repaired. +- Green: Everything is functioning as implemented. +- Yellow: Not close enough to make a determination. Approach the + mechanism. + +The LCD indicator can detect the exact nature of the faulty mechanism. +See appendix D for a list of codes. + +Once a faulty mechanism has been located, you may attach a charged +battery to the mechanism to temporarily restore some functionality to +it. + +Note: Some mechanisms cannot be repaired through simple wiring bypass, +such as doors or elevators, if the damage is on the mechanism itself, +instead of a switch or other remote activator. + +TODO: Remove any language not corporate-aligned, such as "teleporter +accident" and "mechanism". + +### Appendix D + +Appendix D is unavailable in the Kiri's Discount Wiring Bypass Kit +manual. To obtain a copy of appendix D, please purchase a subscription +to Kiri's Discount Wiring Bypass Kit: Professional Edition. + + +